N00b's guide to surviving WickedFire

Mike

Mike

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Alright fuckers if you're already offended, then good. That's lesson number one. We swear...a LOT around here, so deal with it. If the "F" word offends you then go find a kinder, gentler forum. This ain't it.

Anyhow, there seems to be a lot of n00bs lately so I figured we should go over the Ins and Outs of WF. These are random notes and subject to change at any moment.

1. As already stated, there is a lot of swearing here. Most members like to swear just for the fuckin' hell of it. If you really want to fit in, you need to toss out the occasional "fuck", "shit" or "fuckin' shit", or any other George Carlin'esque expletive. When you get really sophisticated you may even start using phrases like "Shut up you worseless asshat", especially when responding to AdsenseLoser's posts.
2. You will see naked tits occasionally pop up (out?) of random posts. This is a good thing, try not to get too excited and make your keyboard gooey. Oh yeah, and they're usually referred to as "boobies" around here, not tits. Not really sure why, cuz "tits" just sounds so much more elegant. Maybe not.
3. If you post a stupid question, you will be told so. However, you will probably still get a decent answer from someone. So, go ahead, ask dumb questions.
4. If you are dumb enough to post a "Hey check out this eBook" thread, prepare for a merciless flaming. Yep, we enjoy a good roast more than the Friar's Club.
5. Jon, not John is the owner of WF, and possibly gay. The gayness hasn't been established, but the ownership definitely has.
6. [edit] If you start a separate thread to welcome yourself to Wickedfire you'll be flamed by at least one person.
7. [edit] Having the acronym SEO in your user name isn't indicative of any actual search engine optimizaton expertise.
8. [edit] NO! You cannot see anyone's fucking site.
9. [edit] How long does it take for 7search to call me and verify my CC? Just call them yourself you worseless asshat.
10. [edit] How long does it take to get accepted by Azoogle?Just call them yourself you worseless asshat. Usually speeds it up.

Well, that's it for the WF primer. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out...you worseless asshat.

Welcome to the WickedFire Experience!
 
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Having the acronym SEO in your user name isn't indicative of any actual search engine optimizaton expertise.
 
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6. How long does it take for 7search to call me and verify my CC? Just call them yourself you worseless.
7. How long does it take to get accepted by Azoogle? Just call them yourself you worseless asshat. Usually speeds it up. :D
 
SEO_Mike said:
Alright fuckers if you're already offended, then good. That's lesson number one. We swear...a LOT around here, so deal with it. If the "F" word offends you then go find a kinder, gentler forum. This ain't it.

Anyhow, there seems to be a lot of n00bs lately so I figured we should go over the Ins and Outs of WF. These are random notes and subject to change at any moment.
  1. As already stated, there is a lot of swearing here. Most members like to swear just for the fuckin' hell of it. If you really want to fit in, you need to toss out the occasional "fuck", "shit" or "fuckin' shit", or any other George Carlin'esque expletive. When you get really sophisticated you may even start using phrases like "Shut up you worseless asshat", especially when responding to AdsenseLoser's posts.
  2. You will see naked tits occasionally pop up (out?) of random posts. This is a good thing, try not to get too excited and make your keyboard gooey. Oh yeah, and they're usually referred to as "boobies" around here, not tits. Not really sure why, cuz "tits" just sounds so much more elegant. Maybe not.
  3. If you post a stupid question, you will be told so. However, you will probably still get a decent answer from someone. So, go ahead, ask dumb questions.
  4. If you are dumb enough to post a "Hey check out this eBook" thread, prepare for a merciless flaming. Yep, we enjoy a good roast more than the Friar's Club.
  5. Jon, not John is the owner of WF, and possibly gay. The gayness hasn't been established, but the ownership definitely has.
Well, that's it for the WF primer. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out...you worseless asshat.

Welcome to the WickedFire Experience!
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ahh fuck off :rasta:
 
If you are female and looking to look at cocks, don't waste your time here, there's just lots of boobs!

If you are female and looking for others like you, know most of the members w/female advatars are men, females are in the minority. There's probably enough gay men here you will feel at home anyways!

There are a few members here who are legally trained to help you with your meds when you are ready to go back on them, just ask! EDIT
from ::emp:: however staying off your medication will make your stay here far more worthwhile for all involved
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(I agree!)


For every member posting there are countless more members lurking, watching, reading, and of course....pointing and laughing.

You don't have to swear, but it helps to fit in. I don't really swear, but they let me stay anyways.

If you are in my age group (mid 40's), most of the members here are younger than those old jeans at the back of your closet you actually still believe you'll fit into someday!
 
Add this: If you start a separate thread to welcome yourself to Wickedfire you'll be flamed by at least one person.

That'd be me.
 
Wow, didn't expect anyone to actually read this thread! Added some of your edits.

And how the hell did AdsenseLoser get his rep back? What post did I miss? LOL!!

Glad to here that the fucking new guys feel welcome...Now get to work you asshats!
 
snicker...

oh and to add to Jan's post

9: There are a lot of members knowledgeable and trained to help you with your medication when you decide to get back on it, however staying off your medication will make your stay here far more worthwhile for all involved.

::emp::
 
Don't forget that if your introduction message indicates or implies that you are friends/tight/lovers with Jon, you are likely to get flamed to a crisp.

Also don't forget that DruSam and Engaged are Wickedfire's official couple.
 
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snicker...

oh and to add to Jan's post

9: There are a lot of members knowledgeable and trained to help you with your medication when you decide to get back on it, however staying off your medication will make your stay here far more worthwhile for all involved.

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You are SO correct, I edited my post! :)
 
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