Fuck all the mediocre, undriven content jokers in this forum. Hire a legend.

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Crackajg

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Since I've gotten back a short while ago from the wonderful world of detox, I've heard from multiple people that the content being produced in this here section of our beloved Wicked Fire (and I quote), "sucks donkey balls".

I don't know about you, but where I'm from, "sucks donkey balls" isn't very fucking good. And it's definitely not something you want as a key part of your affiliate marketing campaigns that you invest so much money in.

While I promise I'll eventually make it as a full time affiliate marketer myself one day, I'm hereby devoting myself to bringing back quality content here at Wicked Fire. The majority of you all deserve it and the majority of content writers around here should go beat themselves with a toaster.

So fuck all these enough-to-squeak-by-with-no-buyer-hostility bitches and go with someone who has a record as tried and true as the great, late, Billy Mays' sales closing ratio.

Get your content in a timely manner (usually never more than 48 hours -- and that's if you're asking for 15+ articles), be able to read it without your head exploding, and actually feel good about putting it up on your websites since it's so skillfully fucking written.

Writing quotes are currently $3.55 for original content and $3.00 for anything that caught your eye and you want rewritten. I also usually knock off a random amount of money off the final price of every single one of my orders to, so there's that.

I really don't know what else to say. You all deserve better than what I've been hearing has been given to you all.
 
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Good to see you back man!

I'll send a PM over in the next day or two.

Cracka is seriously the best in the biz for content creation.
 

Thank you. I try, I try! :xmas-smiley-016: (On an unrelated side note, it is NEVER too early to use the Santa hat smilies. At least I think so...)

I know what else to say, FUCK YEAH!

This just reminded me to go find my Site Snatcher shirt for some reason. It's time to randomly offend people at my local supermarket methinks!

Good to see you back man!

I'll send a PM over in the next day or two.

Cracka is seriously the best in the biz for content creation.

Ahh, good to see you too man. Thanks for the kind (and strikingly true) words. One free article for your next order! (I take care of my repeat customers, yo :thumbsup:)
 
Just an overall great and easy writer to work with. Great communication and fast turnaround. Crack responded and basically finished my content the very same day with awesome quality. I'll most definitely be doing business with Crack again
 
Hey Crackajg got a couple of questions for you :) How many words are included in this 3.55 offer? Do you also offer article spinning beside the rewriting? Thanks for your time.
 
Hey Crackajg got a couple of questions for you :) How many words are included in this 3.55 offer? Do you also offer article spinning beside the rewriting? Thanks for your time.

It's $3.55 per 100 words, but I usually cut a significant portion off of the final price, so in the end when you consider the quality and the turnaround time, it's definitely worth it.

As for spinning/rewriting/etc, I'll literally do whatever needs to be done. If it can be typed, I can make it 100% Copyscape AND sound better than the original OR spin one article into 5 or 10 different ones.

To give you an idea of the bulk discount price cuts that I do though, someone just asked for a quote on what was basically a $100 job and I knocked off $25 off of that in bulk discount. So while $3.55 per 100 words may sound a bit pricey, it definitely works out in the end.

Hope that answered things for you!
 
I hooked up with Crack when I first go into this game, I can tell you dude is cool as hell to work with. Not only that, his content is well... PURE CRACK! Great to have you back man.
 
that is a bit expensive don't you think?

Based on the 16 orders I've gotten in the past 24 hours? No... no, I don't think so.

The important thing to remember is that I deliver the quality to make such prices worth it. If you want robot-speak articles that make no fucking sense and make you want to stab yourself in the eyes with some scissors, then by all means, go pay $5 for 25 articles.

If you're interested in conversions and having quality content on your website or landing page, who are you going to pay, the fucking dummies or me?
 
As of right now I'm about fully booked until Monday. I can probably squeeze the next... two or so orders in and have them done by Sunday (barring they aren't 20+ bulk sized orders), so if you're on the fence than you best get that shit in now.

Muchos Gracias.
 
Quality vs indians.
That comparison is an insult to quality. You can't really compare when it comes to content writing.

Now on SEO, there is no 'indians' I will work with. There are indians, and there is Red Virus. He is his own type of man. The backlink machine. The mountain'o'labor. The.. yeah. Bottom line, Cracka > typical content writers.
 
This is the man the myth the legend. Here's the deal, if Cracked were any cheaper, he'd be catering to guys like the douche bag above saying 'isn't this expensive.'

Crack makes you money. Period. He's a great writer.
 
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